Lap dancing

notice. I know you might be thinking, "What is she wearing?" Right? Okay, so the reason why I asked you over is

because I've been contemplating maybe, possibly, potentially going to work at a

strip club. I know what you're thinking, "Durden will slut." Right? I know. But um, I'm really,

really, really nervous because I have never done anything like this before.

I've never stripped. I've never, you know, gave lap dances. Never done any of that