I take the virginity of the nerdiest student in the class

Hey, teach, how are you?

Hello, my *****, well. How are you?

Well, forgive me for being so agitated, but I've come running super fast, to tell you one thing.

Easy, tell me, how can I help you?

Well, Professor, you know, because of your grade, I can't, I can't spend the year, can I?