I make an egg out of my ass

Hey, guys, I'm feeling a little down today, and I wanted to make a good stew.

I have guests for lunch today and a nice bowl of salad with lots of things, tomatoes, carrots, peppercorns.

Green salad, but I'm not adding onions, but I could use a little something, a little something.

What do you think would help?

I think I need a fresh egg, since I'm feeling very chicken today, to be honest,